What is in a name?

A rose by any other word would smell as sweet? Shakespeare asserts it would, but I’m not sure I’m buying that. In fact, I’m pretty sure if a rose was named skunkrot no one would realize it smelled sweet because who wants to smell skunkrot?

Not me.

Hence the problem of no name for my book.

I have no name for my book. According to beta readers it’s awesome. One woman complained she was compelled to continue reading on the airplane home from spring break despite everyone else on the flight sleeping because it was that good.

A book with that sort of press, needs a name worthy of it.

Help me, please.

Set in 1945 London. Main character is an ex Queen Alexandra Royal Military Nurse. She writes a screen play as a ruse to get close to a soldier she thinks she fell in love with while nursing him during the war. Hyjinks ensue. Main character must discover all the things about herself she had no idea were lurking beneath her own skin.

My nano child of yesteryear (2014 to be exact) must see the light of publishing this year and to do so it needs a name for the birth certificate. Give me your suggestions. Off the top of your head. Well thought out. 50 names you would never use for your own book. I don’t care, just comment a suggestion of any sort, I beg of you.

People are strange, when they’re friends

and you’ve asked them to beta read,

people are strange when they are readers,

reading your work that you love, they are straaaannnnge.

I love people who volunteer to beta. Love them. Sometimes I don’t so much like what they say. And not always because it is so true it stings. Sometimes….it’s just….painful. I’ve been thinking a lot about something I heard a panelist say sort of under her breathe to another panelist at Norwescon “There is nothing worse than a beta reader who’s comments are all designed to make your voice as a writer more like their voice.” I don’t think she meant this comment to be heard by everyone but I sure heard it in every sense of the word.

I want to give some beat feedback examples, and I’m going to exaggerate to make the points clear.

-I got feedback once where the reader thought I should remove all the footnotes in my book. Now that is clearly a stylistic choice, one that I embrace. One that plays a seminal role in what defines me as a writer. To remove that flattens my work.

-“It is the worst thing I have ever read.” Really? Fabulous. Why? “It just is.”

This tells the author NOTHING. It is the worst commentary ever. It just is.

Remember when your mother told you if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all? Yeah, try this, if you can’t say something specific, don’t say anything at all.

-“I hate this. It’s horrible.” um, ok, can you tell me why? “I hate spy novels.” or “I hate smut.” or “I hate romance.”

I don’t know about other authors, but I can assure you, I warn every person who is beta reading for me what the novel is about, in general. Don’t say yes if you hate that genre of writing. You’ll just hate my book and waste both our time.

Ok so those were some pretty heavy simplifications. But all have happened to me in one form or another at some time in my writing career. So it happens, a lot.

Let’s talk about how to give good beta.

First, what did the author ask you for? Do they want a full line by line edit for grammar and punctuation, plot overview, time line correction, character assassination, etc?

I have two superb line editors. I never ask for that, except from them. I ask for where the story breaks the flow, places you were confused, things that seemed out of place, when did you fall out of the story and why.

Second, are you criticizing their voice, their style, their way of writing, or are you finding issues that interfered with your suspension of disbelief?

Third, do you seek to find fault or do you seek to help them produce the best novel they can write?

Actually this last one is not bad for life in general.

This is the last norwescon blog, I’ll ever write for you….

This is the last time that I’ll tell you just how much I really learned,

This is the last panel post from Norwescon, this year anyway….

Special Warfare, a panel I waited for all weekend long. I knew it was going to be full of info I could use in my spy novel, given my characters. Four pages of notes, people. Settle in for a long one.

The first thing they asked was how many authors in the room, almost everyone raised their hand. To which the presenter gleefully responded, “Fabulous, my boss only gave me the time off because I told him I could be a liaison between Special Ops and the writing community and then maybe you’d all start getting this stuff right.”

We’re listening – educate us.

When you use the term Special Operations what that really designates is a multi tier system of teams from various entities which come together for one off assignments. Each team member will do something unique that forwards the team to the goal. The system is so compartmentalized that people on your own team may have no idea what you do until you do it.

Tier one: Special Forces guys. They specialize in unconventional warfare. Train local populations, area studies, recruitment, sneak and peak, intel gathering, setting up bases. They try to avoid going toe to toe if at all possible. Generally, they go not blow up bridges, take over airports, etc. Yes, yes, they have done so in some circumstances, hence the word generally.

Tier Two: Direct action. Popular example: Rangers.

Two definitions of a Ranger. A) serves in a Ranger battalion. E1-E4 are not eligible to Ranger qualify. They are technically Airborne Infantry. About 50% of E5s have gone to Ranger school. B) Those who have gone to and graduated Ranger school.

Rangers have a great quote: “If everything is going according to plan you’re probably in an ambush.”

These are the guys who seize the airport, blow up the bridge, grab the required human target.

Tier Three: Civil Affairs – the humanitarian branch. They also do psy ops. Counter insurgency, establishing the legitimacy of the government in control in the host country. Build schools, lay roads, dig wells. They have an all female cultural support team who have airborne, cultural sensitivity, and language training.

Their command and control structure is flexible. One of the presenters explained in his current command structure an O5 (E5 equiv) is over an O6, because the O5 has more experience.

Special Operations interviews people for positions rather than simply placing them. This had led to the idea that they don’t play well with others.  In the 70s, 80s, 90s the regular military was suspicious of Spec Ops and would deny them materials. Just in the last ten years or so are people who have gone the Spec Ops route being promoted into top positions, Admiral and General.

Both the Ranger and the Spec Forces men on the panel confirmed having women in their units. They also felt that after a trial period the men of the unit ceased to consider the sex of the soldier fighting with them, ie the woman was only a woman until she proved herself a soldier.

What does an op look like?

A rumored operation went something like this. In a joint Civil Affairs, Spec Forces, PsyOps operation they made it appear that a volcano was going to erupt. When the enemy forces in the area fled, SpecOps moved in and relocated the villagers who were hostage. Neat and Clean. Not a shot fired, or so the rumor goes.

I’ll leave you with a quote from one of the panelists (Joe Malik – http://m-j-malik.blogspot.com/)

“Special Operations enforces the political will of the nation through violence.”

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow….

But there’s one sound everyone knows, what does the author say?

Yes, Yes, I am aware it is the lamest song bastardization I’ve done yet. Face it, it’s the weekend, the only person who’s going to read this is my husband. Yet, I post on in the hopes that you will prove me wrong. I would love to be more than a work day distraction.

So dialogue. Really fun panel, great chemistry. I wrote pages of notes in between laughing heartily, which I will distill for you here. (laughter not included)

-Does it sound like something people would actually say minus the “um,” “uh,” “like,” and “yeah.”

-Read your dialogue out loud. Listen to conversations and write them down. Read really bad books and read the dialogue out loud for what not to do.

-Change your character’s speech pattern for the situation at hand. Do you talk to your significant other the same way you talk to your brother?

-Use distinct dialogue and reaction to cut down on the he said-she said. By the same note most of the time it should be obvious how something was said it is written right.

-Balance information dropping disguised as dialogue with moving the plot forward via dialogue. The conversation shouldn’t go on too long from one person, unless they are actually lecturing for some legitimate reason.

-Choreography of dialogue: each conversation should reveal character or move the plot forward. Leave out the small talk, unless it is needed in the plot. (For example I have a character who loves to make small talk so he can control the situation. It reveals his character and is needed in my plot.) Each exchange should progress the goal.

-A characters voice should reveal it’s individuality and evoke the feel of the time period.

-Watch for unexpected or unintended double meanings.

Finally I will leave you with this thought from Simon R. Green on point of view. (http://simonrgreen.co.uk)

1st Person gives an immediacy to the story.

3rd Person gives multiple points of view.

2nd Person is just whack.

Why, yes, I suppose I am – Severus Snape

Hero or Villain? The argument still rages on in certain circles where geeks have too much coffee or beer and need something to do late into the night. Snape may have been JK Rowlings’ greatest creation. I don’t want to launch a debate on that. But I do want to look at what I heard at Norwescon’s panel on balancing your characters so that each hero is a bit of a villain and each villain is a bit of a hero, complex and completes human beings on the page.

First, how to make your villain closer to grey:

-Give your villain some of your own characteristics, so you are sympathetic to them. It will translate in to your writing.

-Use a traumatic experience from your own past to build some back story for your villain.

-Look closely at the people you love, what are their bad habits?

-People love scoundrels and villains because they do what we wish we could do and they have fun doing it.

The one point about villains that really grabbed me, FEW people think what they are doing is evil. The villain of your novel is really the hero in his own mind. Write a scene from the villain’s point of view to grasp what is lovable and human about your villain and to see what flaws your hero actually has.

Hero:

-If you are convincing enough with the flaws in your hero, you will push buttons in your readers. But that might be the goal of your work.

-Flaws give room for growth in your characters.

-Their flaws should impact the story.

When sitting down to get to know your characters be sure to include their most appealing and least appealing traits. What’s that you say? You don’t have coffee with each character before you start writing your work? shaking head. You should know how each main character would behave in any situation, even the ones you don’t plan to include in your plot. Nanowrimo has a questionnaire to help, http://blog.nanowrimo.org/post/61118193819/nano-prep-the-official-nanowrimo-character

And it’s all just a little bit of history repeating….

Last night at the Wednesday writer’s cafe, we started talking about what topics from Norwescon I still had in my little notebook to cover for my blog. When I got to Writing with Historical Accuracy, my dear friend David asked just what is historical accuracy and why should anyone care?

The second part of that question is easier to answer than the first. If a writer is taking the time to write historically based fiction, they obviously care about the history. And as a reader if you pick a historically based piece of fiction you care as well. Otherwise you’re just writing fiction. Speaking as a realist, you either have the history bug or you don’t. shrug. Dusting off hands, moving on.

So now to tackle the first part. I went to a number of panels at Norwescon that provided historical information. I’ll try to merge it all together here into one sort of historical interest list.

-Try to make the circumstances fit your character.

-Roll your well researched historical details into your plot points, so they don’t just feel like window dressings.

Military:

Army infantry moves at about 1 km a hour if you want them to be able to fight when they get to their destination. For further information about movement rates, water and food requirements http://fas.org/irp/doddir/army/fm3-05-213.pdf. Happy Reading.

Women who fought:

23% of the soldiers in Victorian England were women.

The binding of feet in China was a response to how brutal the women were as soldiers.

Japan had entire female armies of the Samurai class.

During the religious crusades, the Muslims buried their female warriors as honored combatants.

Random Bits:

Did you know in a given county in early rural European states the wagons were made to the width of the ruts in the road, reinforcing said ruts. Made it hard to go across multiple counties in one go.

Until the 1800’s if you were poor you ate out. Kitchen construction and cooking fuel were expensive.

When traveling, an inn would not provide you with a plate or bowl for your stew. Those were expensive. In fact they were an excellent way to store your wealth, metal plates. Enjoy your crust of bread with stew in it.

Looking back I don’t feel like the panel on Historical Accuracy really talked about how to be accurate or why you should be accurate. So I’ll say this on how. Research. I spent 3 months last year researching for my Nano novel, and that was just a fluffy little chick lit/romance piece. Go to your library, make friends with the librarian. Get really familiar with the catalog system to your library. I have found by playing with my keyword search and choosing an abundance of sorting characteristics I find books I had no idea would be a gold mine of information. Then read. Read. Read. Read.

Final thought, when all else fails find a historian for your time period, make friends with them, keep them in drinks, buy them dinner, clean their house, so they keep feeding you interesting historically accurate information to hang your plot on.

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame

darlin’ you give b plots a bad name.

You play your part and I make my name

you give b plots a bad name.

-My thanks to Bon Jovi for writing songs so easy to parody.

So just what is a b plot you ask. I’m glad you did. Let’s pretend I am writing a novel about a time traveling journalist, the main plot is that fantasy and what happens to him in that fantasy. But man can not stand alone. So let’s give him a wife who’s constantly being irritated by the fact that he leaves his breakfast dishes on the side of the sink every morning instead of putting them in the dishwasher. Now if we leave it at that the story is somewhat flat. The wife serves no purpose other than to put her husband’s dishes in the dishwasher each morning when he pops off to another time line. (And we wouldn’t want that now would we honey?) So how does one write a purposeful b plot?

Thankfully Norwescon provided a panel for that too.

-Humanizing your characters adds a level to your storytelling.

-The A plot and the B plot should thematically work together. The resolution of one should resolve the other.

-Even though men do not emote you need to help your reader feel their emotions, because they do have them.

Common Mistakes in B plots:

-B plot characters that are robots designed to serve the A plot character.

-The relationship moves too fast, with instalove.

-Writers add the B plot as an after thought.

-Lack of romantic conflict in the B plot.

I’ll add a mistake that frequently bothers me when I read fiction. I’ll use a little quote from my son who didn’t know I could hear him while he was playing lego star wars. “No Luke, don’t destroy Boba, he’s really a Jedi in disguise as a bounty hunter.” Unless you are a five year old, these one sentence reveals of epic proportion that change the entire direction of the saga, will not fly no matter how high it’s midiclorian count.

Your B plot can add a lot of emotional resonance if you give it some forethought. Don’t just toss in a relationship robot to do your main character’s bidding, unless you’re writing for Joss Whedon.

You gotta fight,

if it makes sense, in your bo-ook.

I need something short and sweet today. So I present to you, the universal rules of the fight. No matter what fighting system you use; martial arts, broadsword, fisticuffs, these rules should hold true. So don’t break them in your novel or a reader will call fowl (ie. this book is  turkey, ha-ha)

-The best defense is to move outside the range of the attack. Move your feet.

-Stack your defenses. Don’t just move away from the attack but change the line, offer an active defense, etc.

-Never commit to an attack unless you control your opponent’s weapon.

-Once you have the weapon do not release control until the your opponent is no longer capable of using it. To get control you have to get awfully close, once you’re that close, releasing the weapon will likely end badly for you.

-Yield to strength, follow on weakness. Sounds snappy, what does it mean? Say your opponent throws a punch, don’t block it, meeting force with force, instead step out of his line, grab his wrist and use his already moving forward momentum to pull him off balance. (a quick pop to the back of his elbow as you have that arm, never hurt you any either) Conversely, if your opponent is pulling his arm back to stab you in an over head motion, don’t wait until his arm is arcing forward, grab it when he pulls it back, his weakest point, forcing him down. As an aside the overhead stab is a horrible fighting technique. Unless you are channeling Psycho in your book for some reason, don’t, just don’t.

-Don’t beat a dead horse. If it ain’t working, change it up.

Now that completes the official rules as provided by Michael Tinker Pearce, check him out here http://www.tinkerswords.com/.

But I found the things people said during the discussion really intriguing as well. I’ll hit you with just a couple.

-Did you know that if you take two equally trained and skill matched opponents, 10 pounds difference is all it takes to throw the fight in one direction. Toward the heavier one, FYI.

-Always think about the body’s natural defense mechanisms. It wants to protect your joints. You can use that to your character’s advantage or disadvantage as you chose.

-Women should not attempt to fight like men, they should use the natural advantages they have. Like a lower center of gravity and greater flexibility.

-And despite what Hollywood shows us daily, throwing people to the ground in an uncontrolled fall, breaks all kinds of bones, more than a few minutes at 100% exertion is going to make you very sick, if not kill you, and “clotheslining” someone requires a lot of effort and preplanning, you can’t just stick your arm out there hoping they run into it and fall down.

That concludes today’s “short” lesson. LOL. When did I get so verbose? Let’s blame it on a great panel.

Have a Cigar Dear Boy

…And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it riding the gravy train…

The days of a publisher accepting your book, granting a contract, and providing the marketing to make you a success are over. If they ever really existed. These days most publishers are not going to spend more than a penny to make you a success, until you are a success and they can hop on that gravy train and really make it roll.

So the trick is, you not only have to be a creative genius and write something of value but you need a degree in marketing to make the public want to read it. One of the first panels I went to at Norwescon was Marketing for People who Hate Marketing. Ding. That would be me.

The first thing I heard was market without being desperate. Pick one or two media outlets and do them well. Do not saturate people with your commentary. Do not hit the same audience on five platforms. You will bore them. They will turn against you.

Digital marketing: mostly free which makes for great ROI. You can also target your ads, setting a cost limit. Facebook favors your posts if you are paying for advertising with them. Bookbub reaches tons of readers. One panelist reported selling 1300 copies of her e-book in two days with bookbub. Project wonderful does banner ads and they can really drill down into your target audience.

Consider a mailing list so you can really target your readers with important news.

Blogging and human interaction maybe be the best way to advance your career. Interact with people and treat them like people who matter.

Giveaways always bump up your readership. Short stories, the first book in a series, a few free chapters. They all give people a taste of your style that costs them only the time they spend reading you.

Most important: the quality of your work added to who you are is what makes you stand out. Stay authentic. Do only what you are comfortable with and live with the line you draw. Indie publishing gives you total control but it also gives you total responsibility.

Going it alone

You gleefully inform your friends, family, significant other “I am going to publish my own damn book.” They are super excited for you, but eventually someone will ask “just what does that mean anyway?” You smile and tell them you have it all under control.

So lets check list it, courtesy of the “level up your indie skill set” panel at norwescon, so you can have it all under control.

Editing: (got to have a stellar finished product)

if you go it alone, all editing will fall on your own shoulders. This can be problematic because you wrote this perfect opus, it doesn’t need editing, right? shaking head with a smile. Get beta readers. Trust your beta readers. There is a famous quote about readers, they’re almost always right when they don’t like something, and almost always wrong about how to fix it. Think about why your betas don’t like something, then think about the right way for you to fix it and remain authentic in your voice and story.

Find a friend who loves to point out grammar, punctuation, and spelling errors. Buy them lots of drinks, dinner, or clean their house, whatever it takes to keep them reading your books for mistakes. Read your whole book out loud at some point, to another person if they will let you, or just to yourself to catch those little mistakes, that sometimes change the manning of your sentence. Oops, I meant meaning. Good think I read this out loud, huh?

You can of course hire an editor if you have money to spare.

It will never be perfect. But with e-book and print on demand you can fix mistakes as they get pointed out to you along the way. Which brings us to…

Book Formatting:

Code your own e-book, it’s easy to follow the instructions. If you need it, David Gaughran has a book Let’s Get Digital. You can check his word press site here https://davidgaughran.wordpress.com/.

Create Space has the best prices for publish on demand, they also e-book. This gets you on Amazon.

The panelists all thought e-book was the way to go but that having some copies for trade shows and events was also critical. Which brings us to sales:

Cha-Ching:

So you have a book, which you are selling. How much do you sell that for? Almost unanimously the panelists recommended cheaper is better, especially for an e-book. One mentioned how dropping her price just a dollar upped her sales tremendously. You can also look at what others in your genre and length are pricing their books at for physical sales.

Did you know you have to pay taxes on that? Yeah. Consider getting a business license. It will save you on those physical books you buy to sell. Without a business license you have to pay tax when you order them and then charge people tax when you sell them. A nice tax double dip, if only you got the money on that.

You might also consider making a publishing company, an imprint, if you will. Some readers still judge a personally published book. The imprint avoids that and ties in nicely with your business license.

Art:

Your book is naked without a cover. Now naked might be a good thing depending on what genre you are publishing in but never for your bottom line. Use a professional artist for your cover design. Or if you are visually savvy you can do your own cover design and simply buy the art to plug in. Did I already lose you? The cover design refers to the way the cover is laid out. The title, author name, art, spine, blurb placement, etc.

When hiring an artist, do not negotiate on price. Expect to pay 180-3000 dollars for the art depending on the level of work and how well known the artist is. The price can also depending on whether you are buying the work outright, known as work for hire, or licensing the image. It’s important to clarify usage rights. Can you use the image in promotional materials? Can the artist sell the same piece to another author? Ouch. When in doubt get an IP lawyer to look over the contract.

So you’ve edited, you’ve published, and your book is no longer naked….how well is it going sell?

1500 total sales is considered excellent numbers for a non-established author.

the average book sells 200 copies.

What makes the difference? Well at the end of this panel someone asked “What about marketing?” To which the moderator laughed and said “I think that needs a panel all of it’s own.”

Actually, it had a panel all of it’s own. Luckily, I went to that one too. I’ll cover that one tomorrow.