My child is growing up. Technically he’s half way to “adult” this year. Seems mad. In some ways he’s more grown up than half the adults I know. LOL. On the other hand I shake in fear of him behind the wheel, voting in elections, going war. Gulp.
On a happier note, this year I bring you amusing things he has said:
“That’s just wrong. You can’t change the nature of vampires.” – after I explained the premise of Twilight to him
“She’s the same level of crazy as me, we’re a good match.” – about a new friend
“Why would we hunt a bird? That’s a cat’s job.”
“Do you know how expensive jet pack fuel is?”
“I think we should go to Greece, but I’m gonna need an extra suitcase so I can bring sacrifices for the gods. I don’t want my liver being eaten for eternity.” (Too much Greek mythology, clearly)
and my least favorite:
“Why would anyone read a book about that?” after I explained Ostrich Mentality to him. Thanks kiddo. Always a joy.
T.A. Henry 
Happy Bday to him!
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Happy B-day to the kiddo!! I got a good giggle out of the Greek god one. And considering his age, I think it’s a GOOD things he’s not interested in the threat of wiping out the world by weaponized smallpox. 🙂 Doesn’t mean he wouldn’t LOVE your brilliant writing. 😉
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He doesn’t think mom is cool. He has no interest in my writing.
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Yeah…that’s the way it goes with kids. Maybe someday…like 30 years from now he’ll finally think it’s awesome!
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LOL.
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