Wednesday Writer’s Cafe 3/2

Wow, it’s March already. How the bleep did that happen? In no time at all con will be here, then Legoland, then Hawaii thank god. I expect this whole year to slide by in a wash of head shaking, “wait, where did x go?”

So the Norwescon schedule is up and I want to know what idiot thought it was a good idea to schedule So You’ve Finished a First Draft, Catching Readers, Hook, Line, & Sinker, Beta Better, and Single Combat for Writers: Creating Believable Violence all in the same hour on the same day? I need a time turner.

Also this week, our friends J and A decided to go to Hawaii with us in May. Woot. This reminded me that I hadn’t put the family passport information into the cruise website yet. Which led me to discover … my passport expired. Bleep bleep bleepity bleep.

So in between putting in a couple hours a day on the schedule for the coop next year, double checking Scripting the Truth for errors before my next order, and editing my murder mystery for Beta…I am breathless. In fact, I’m so busy I had to spend the first 45 minutes of write in figuring out what I am going to cook for the rest of the week so I can go get groceries on the way home. LOL

 


I’ve decided to report on my stated 2016 goals each Wednesday at cafe for a little prod of accountability.

– Research marketing locations for the next free giveaway for Scripting the Truth. Figure out the Reddit problem. Fine tune my categorization on amazon.

√ This is done. I might just remove this goal. I have a list of marketing locations. I joined a publishing coop for the year to get more of my face out there.

– Write 2500 plus words per week on my 2015 Nano novel til completion. (Only another 5-6 weeks to go on that, I think.)

√ Done. Already back from first critique.

– Participate in one flash fiction challenge per month.

√ I did two technically in February but both were super short. One was to write an opening line to a novel. (Watch as she sits on the couch working on her laptop, one hand occasionally petting the sleeping dog next to her.) I was leaving it open so the novel could go a myriad of ways.

The other was to put the working title of your current WIP into an anagram site and pick an anagram of your title. There were over 70K+ anagrams of Sweeping it Under the Rug. LOL. Both challenges came from Dan Alatorre.

– Prepare and teach “Nano to Publish”.

√ January and February done. People are moving forward. It’s early still but I’m excited that only the people who weren’t ready to pull the trigger in January didn’t come back in February. Everyone came back. Everyone is still working forward. We even gained a member.

– Edit my 2015 Nano Novel for 2016 publication.

√ Edited 21 chapters this week including some pretty big rewrites to fix some issues. It’s still not where I want it but I think I will be ready to go to Beta in a month. Start thinking about if you want on my beta team.

– Any time I am not actively working on my 2015 Nano Novel, write 2500 words per week on my spy novel until it is done. (After four years, it’s time to put this mess to bed.)

-Non Applicable at this time.

Non writing goals

– Prepare and teach two classes at the coop for the 2016-2017 school year.

√ This got so out of control. I am now teaching 3 classes more or less. laughing. It’s in flux. And of course it depends on whether people sign up for my classes but still.

– Take better care of my body, ie. stop compulsively painting, crocheting, and writing until my back or shoulder is so tore I can barely use either. Which leads me to …

√ Pretty good this week, although a long stretch with a sander left one shoulder a little cranky. I’m on another house project. This one is just a book case so no pictures, I think.

– yoga daily.

√ Nope. LOL. But at least every other day. The three weeks I was sick, exhausted, sick, exhausted, sick really killed my daily habit. But I am building it back up.

Wednesday Writer’s Cafe 2/10

Greetings and Salutations dear reader. I have been busier than a one legged man in an @$$ kicking contest. Back in September I thoughtlessly told the current co-president of my son’s coop that if she couldn’t find someone to step up by January, I would consider being co president for the 2016-2017 school year. So of course by January she hadn’t found anyone, so I signed on. Then last Monday she approached the pair of us co-pres and asked us to step up now as she needs to pull back and the other co-pres just left. Um….my nicely staggered responsibility arc for this year just slammed into overdrive.

Earlier tonight I was accepted into the FreeValley Publishing cooperative. This is pretty exciting news. I now have access to a number of marketing events over the course of the year. I need to order more books. If you’re local to the PacNW keep tuned in, I’ll be posting about events. The first of which is NorWesCon the last weekend in March.


I’ve decided to report on my stated 2016 goals each Wednesday at cafe for a little prod of accountability.

– Research marketing locations for the next free giveaway for Scripting the Truth. Figure out the Reddit problem. Fine tune my categorization on amazon.

√ I abandoned the Reddit problem. They can kiss my @$$. Yes I am feeling a little profane tonight, I’m too tired to think of better descriptive words. FVP should help with marketing. Plus I just crossed the magical ten reviews line on Amazon. I can now take advantage of a number of marketing options. More on that soon.

– Write 2500 plus words per week on my 2015 Nano novel til completion. (Only another 5-6 weeks to go on that, I think.)

√ Done.

– Participate in one flash fiction challenge per month.

√ I need to do something for February. There’s a short story competition I was thinking about getting something together for but I just don’t think I have the time to make the deadline. See the commentary about being co-president. I didn’t even mention I’m still on the scheduling committee for this year. And on the board at the club. No wonder I don’t have time to work my writing career.

– Prepare and teach “Nano to Publish”.

√ January was good. February is in the works. Less preparation for this month. I want to have lots of time to interact with the class because that first critique can really hurt.

– Edit my 2015 Nano Novel for 2016 publication.

√ First critique is pending. So far I’ve heard it’s not as good as Scripting the Truth and he knew who the murderer was ten pages after the body was found. Well bleep, bleep, bleep.

– Any time I am not actively working on my 2015 Nano Novel, write 2500 words per week on my spy novel until it is done. (After four years, it’s time to put this mess to bed.)

-Non Applicable at this time.

Non writing goals

– Prepare and teach two classes at the coop for the 2016-2017 school year.

√ This got complicated. I should know soon though if N to P is going to happen. And then there’s this other nebulous maybe class, it’s messy. LOL. That should be my new tag line. My life is messy.

– Take better care of my body, ie. stop compulsively painting, crocheting, and writing until my back or shoulder is so tore I can barely use either. Which leads me to …

√ I did good this week. There was one night where I spent too long at the table working.

– yoga daily.

√ yeppers. Only one 90 minute bout again. It’s hard to squeak out that much time. But soon the kiddo will be done with his two lego classes which means I will have only one morning a week that I need to be out of the house by 9A. That gives me some breathing room.

Breathing room. Sounds divine. God knows I could use some.

Virtual Book Tour

I talked a lot about Norwescon earlier this year. It was an amazing wealth of knowledge. I hit every writer track seminar I could manage, pulling a few 12 hour days. But it was totally worth it.

One of the things that really stuck with me was how many of the indie and self published authors were talking about Virtual Book Tours. It’s a throw back to the days when a major publisher would send an author with a new book out on a physical tour to book stores for readings/signings, to radio shows for interviews, etc.

So what does a Virtual Book Tour look like? Well, you “tour” your favorite blogs. The blog host posts up an excerpt of the book launching and whatever else makes them happy. An interview. A game of 20 questions suggested by readers. Some blog hosts like to read the book in advance and give a review.

It sounds like lots of fun to me. And a bit of a win-win. The author posts all the locations they’ll be touring, driving their readers to the host blogs. And of course the author gains new readers from the host blogs.

What do you think? Would you like to see interviews and excerpts on my blog from authors about to publish?

Aren’t You Beautiful….

Well, aren’t you?

Last night was writers cafe, I had super good intentions about how much I was going to get written. I had a sitter, she even showed up,  I was ready to write given that I got little done yesterday morning and then it happened….

the Writers Cafe. We should give up the premise that anyone gets more than a few words written at these things. I did manage to hold the line long enough to get my spies out of Mongolia and into Moscow. Out of the pan and into the fire one might say but then I got a text.

To back up, a few weeks ago at the cafe I was told I needed to think about my author’s photo for that book I’m going to publish this summer. Not to mention for my blog (what my laptop and fingers shot isn’t going to cut it?), and for my promotional materials. Ugh. Marketing. I hate Marketing. I have a whole blogs about it hating it and panels I went to so I could hate it a little less.

The problem with marketing, for me anyway, is that these days you aren’t just selling your book, you’re selling yourself as well. Readers want to know their authors. I am so not comfortable with that. I don’t want to be looked at. I want to be invisible behind my screen and produce novels that do my talking for me. Yes, I know, reality check.

So I texted a friend I am going to see in a few weeks, who’s taken most of the pictures of me I have ever liked, and asked her to take my author photos for me. Last night she texted and asked me to find examples of pictures I might like, I had said I wanted whimsical and weird/arty shots, and we would recreate them. LOL. Down the google rabbit hole I went.

So this is my question to you, what would your author photo look like if you had money, time, and a professional photographer who knew how to get the best out of you?

People are strange, when they’re friends

and you’ve asked them to beta read,

people are strange when they are readers,

reading your work that you love, they are straaaannnnge.

I love people who volunteer to beta. Love them. Sometimes I don’t so much like what they say. And not always because it is so true it stings. Sometimes….it’s just….painful. I’ve been thinking a lot about something I heard a panelist say sort of under her breathe to another panelist at Norwescon “There is nothing worse than a beta reader who’s comments are all designed to make your voice as a writer more like their voice.” I don’t think she meant this comment to be heard by everyone but I sure heard it in every sense of the word.

I want to give some beat feedback examples, and I’m going to exaggerate to make the points clear.

-I got feedback once where the reader thought I should remove all the footnotes in my book. Now that is clearly a stylistic choice, one that I embrace. One that plays a seminal role in what defines me as a writer. To remove that flattens my work.

-“It is the worst thing I have ever read.” Really? Fabulous. Why? “It just is.”

This tells the author NOTHING. It is the worst commentary ever. It just is.

Remember when your mother told you if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all? Yeah, try this, if you can’t say something specific, don’t say anything at all.

-“I hate this. It’s horrible.” um, ok, can you tell me why? “I hate spy novels.” or “I hate smut.” or “I hate romance.”

I don’t know about other authors, but I can assure you, I warn every person who is beta reading for me what the novel is about, in general. Don’t say yes if you hate that genre of writing. You’ll just hate my book and waste both our time.

Ok so those were some pretty heavy simplifications. But all have happened to me in one form or another at some time in my writing career. So it happens, a lot.

Let’s talk about how to give good beta.

First, what did the author ask you for? Do they want a full line by line edit for grammar and punctuation, plot overview, time line correction, character assassination, etc?

I have two superb line editors. I never ask for that, except from them. I ask for where the story breaks the flow, places you were confused, things that seemed out of place, when did you fall out of the story and why.

Second, are you criticizing their voice, their style, their way of writing, or are you finding issues that interfered with your suspension of disbelief?

Third, do you seek to find fault or do you seek to help them produce the best novel they can write?

Actually this last one is not bad for life in general.

This is the last norwescon blog, I’ll ever write for you….

This is the last time that I’ll tell you just how much I really learned,

This is the last panel post from Norwescon, this year anyway….

Special Warfare, a panel I waited for all weekend long. I knew it was going to be full of info I could use in my spy novel, given my characters. Four pages of notes, people. Settle in for a long one.

The first thing they asked was how many authors in the room, almost everyone raised their hand. To which the presenter gleefully responded, “Fabulous, my boss only gave me the time off because I told him I could be a liaison between Special Ops and the writing community and then maybe you’d all start getting this stuff right.”

We’re listening – educate us.

When you use the term Special Operations what that really designates is a multi tier system of teams from various entities which come together for one off assignments. Each team member will do something unique that forwards the team to the goal. The system is so compartmentalized that people on your own team may have no idea what you do until you do it.

Tier one: Special Forces guys. They specialize in unconventional warfare. Train local populations, area studies, recruitment, sneak and peak, intel gathering, setting up bases. They try to avoid going toe to toe if at all possible. Generally, they go not blow up bridges, take over airports, etc. Yes, yes, they have done so in some circumstances, hence the word generally.

Tier Two: Direct action. Popular example: Rangers.

Two definitions of a Ranger. A) serves in a Ranger battalion. E1-E4 are not eligible to Ranger qualify. They are technically Airborne Infantry. About 50% of E5s have gone to Ranger school. B) Those who have gone to and graduated Ranger school.

Rangers have a great quote: “If everything is going according to plan you’re probably in an ambush.”

These are the guys who seize the airport, blow up the bridge, grab the required human target.

Tier Three: Civil Affairs – the humanitarian branch. They also do psy ops. Counter insurgency, establishing the legitimacy of the government in control in the host country. Build schools, lay roads, dig wells. They have an all female cultural support team who have airborne, cultural sensitivity, and language training.

Their command and control structure is flexible. One of the presenters explained in his current command structure an O5 (E5 equiv) is over an O6, because the O5 has more experience.

Special Operations interviews people for positions rather than simply placing them. This had led to the idea that they don’t play well with others.  In the 70s, 80s, 90s the regular military was suspicious of Spec Ops and would deny them materials. Just in the last ten years or so are people who have gone the Spec Ops route being promoted into top positions, Admiral and General.

Both the Ranger and the Spec Forces men on the panel confirmed having women in their units. They also felt that after a trial period the men of the unit ceased to consider the sex of the soldier fighting with them, ie the woman was only a woman until she proved herself a soldier.

What does an op look like?

A rumored operation went something like this. In a joint Civil Affairs, Spec Forces, PsyOps operation they made it appear that a volcano was going to erupt. When the enemy forces in the area fled, SpecOps moved in and relocated the villagers who were hostage. Neat and Clean. Not a shot fired, or so the rumor goes.

I’ll leave you with a quote from one of the panelists (Joe Malik – http://m-j-malik.blogspot.com/)

“Special Operations enforces the political will of the nation through violence.”

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow….

But there’s one sound everyone knows, what does the author say?

Yes, Yes, I am aware it is the lamest song bastardization I’ve done yet. Face it, it’s the weekend, the only person who’s going to read this is my husband. Yet, I post on in the hopes that you will prove me wrong. I would love to be more than a work day distraction.

So dialogue. Really fun panel, great chemistry. I wrote pages of notes in between laughing heartily, which I will distill for you here. (laughter not included)

-Does it sound like something people would actually say minus the “um,” “uh,” “like,” and “yeah.”

-Read your dialogue out loud. Listen to conversations and write them down. Read really bad books and read the dialogue out loud for what not to do.

-Change your character’s speech pattern for the situation at hand. Do you talk to your significant other the same way you talk to your brother?

-Use distinct dialogue and reaction to cut down on the he said-she said. By the same note most of the time it should be obvious how something was said it is written right.

-Balance information dropping disguised as dialogue with moving the plot forward via dialogue. The conversation shouldn’t go on too long from one person, unless they are actually lecturing for some legitimate reason.

-Choreography of dialogue: each conversation should reveal character or move the plot forward. Leave out the small talk, unless it is needed in the plot. (For example I have a character who loves to make small talk so he can control the situation. It reveals his character and is needed in my plot.) Each exchange should progress the goal.

-A characters voice should reveal it’s individuality and evoke the feel of the time period.

-Watch for unexpected or unintended double meanings.

Finally I will leave you with this thought from Simon R. Green on point of view. (http://simonrgreen.co.uk)

1st Person gives an immediacy to the story.

3rd Person gives multiple points of view.

2nd Person is just whack.

Why, yes, I suppose I am – Severus Snape

Hero or Villain? The argument still rages on in certain circles where geeks have too much coffee or beer and need something to do late into the night. Snape may have been JK Rowlings’ greatest creation. I don’t want to launch a debate on that. But I do want to look at what I heard at Norwescon’s panel on balancing your characters so that each hero is a bit of a villain and each villain is a bit of a hero, complex and completes human beings on the page.

First, how to make your villain closer to grey:

-Give your villain some of your own characteristics, so you are sympathetic to them. It will translate in to your writing.

-Use a traumatic experience from your own past to build some back story for your villain.

-Look closely at the people you love, what are their bad habits?

-People love scoundrels and villains because they do what we wish we could do and they have fun doing it.

The one point about villains that really grabbed me, FEW people think what they are doing is evil. The villain of your novel is really the hero in his own mind. Write a scene from the villain’s point of view to grasp what is lovable and human about your villain and to see what flaws your hero actually has.

Hero:

-If you are convincing enough with the flaws in your hero, you will push buttons in your readers. But that might be the goal of your work.

-Flaws give room for growth in your characters.

-Their flaws should impact the story.

When sitting down to get to know your characters be sure to include their most appealing and least appealing traits. What’s that you say? You don’t have coffee with each character before you start writing your work? shaking head. You should know how each main character would behave in any situation, even the ones you don’t plan to include in your plot. Nanowrimo has a questionnaire to help, http://blog.nanowrimo.org/post/61118193819/nano-prep-the-official-nanowrimo-character

And it’s all just a little bit of history repeating….

Last night at the Wednesday writer’s cafe, we started talking about what topics from Norwescon I still had in my little notebook to cover for my blog. When I got to Writing with Historical Accuracy, my dear friend David asked just what is historical accuracy and why should anyone care?

The second part of that question is easier to answer than the first. If a writer is taking the time to write historically based fiction, they obviously care about the history. And as a reader if you pick a historically based piece of fiction you care as well. Otherwise you’re just writing fiction. Speaking as a realist, you either have the history bug or you don’t. shrug. Dusting off hands, moving on.

So now to tackle the first part. I went to a number of panels at Norwescon that provided historical information. I’ll try to merge it all together here into one sort of historical interest list.

-Try to make the circumstances fit your character.

-Roll your well researched historical details into your plot points, so they don’t just feel like window dressings.

Military:

Army infantry moves at about 1 km a hour if you want them to be able to fight when they get to their destination. For further information about movement rates, water and food requirements http://fas.org/irp/doddir/army/fm3-05-213.pdf. Happy Reading.

Women who fought:

23% of the soldiers in Victorian England were women.

The binding of feet in China was a response to how brutal the women were as soldiers.

Japan had entire female armies of the Samurai class.

During the religious crusades, the Muslims buried their female warriors as honored combatants.

Random Bits:

Did you know in a given county in early rural European states the wagons were made to the width of the ruts in the road, reinforcing said ruts. Made it hard to go across multiple counties in one go.

Until the 1800’s if you were poor you ate out. Kitchen construction and cooking fuel were expensive.

When traveling, an inn would not provide you with a plate or bowl for your stew. Those were expensive. In fact they were an excellent way to store your wealth, metal plates. Enjoy your crust of bread with stew in it.

Looking back I don’t feel like the panel on Historical Accuracy really talked about how to be accurate or why you should be accurate. So I’ll say this on how. Research. I spent 3 months last year researching for my Nano novel, and that was just a fluffy little chick lit/romance piece. Go to your library, make friends with the librarian. Get really familiar with the catalog system to your library. I have found by playing with my keyword search and choosing an abundance of sorting characteristics I find books I had no idea would be a gold mine of information. Then read. Read. Read. Read.

Final thought, when all else fails find a historian for your time period, make friends with them, keep them in drinks, buy them dinner, clean their house, so they keep feeding you interesting historically accurate information to hang your plot on.

Shot through the heart and you’re to blame

darlin’ you give b plots a bad name.

You play your part and I make my name

you give b plots a bad name.

-My thanks to Bon Jovi for writing songs so easy to parody.

So just what is a b plot you ask. I’m glad you did. Let’s pretend I am writing a novel about a time traveling journalist, the main plot is that fantasy and what happens to him in that fantasy. But man can not stand alone. So let’s give him a wife who’s constantly being irritated by the fact that he leaves his breakfast dishes on the side of the sink every morning instead of putting them in the dishwasher. Now if we leave it at that the story is somewhat flat. The wife serves no purpose other than to put her husband’s dishes in the dishwasher each morning when he pops off to another time line. (And we wouldn’t want that now would we honey?) So how does one write a purposeful b plot?

Thankfully Norwescon provided a panel for that too.

-Humanizing your characters adds a level to your storytelling.

-The A plot and the B plot should thematically work together. The resolution of one should resolve the other.

-Even though men do not emote you need to help your reader feel their emotions, because they do have them.

Common Mistakes in B plots:

-B plot characters that are robots designed to serve the A plot character.

-The relationship moves too fast, with instalove.

-Writers add the B plot as an after thought.

-Lack of romantic conflict in the B plot.

I’ll add a mistake that frequently bothers me when I read fiction. I’ll use a little quote from my son who didn’t know I could hear him while he was playing lego star wars. “No Luke, don’t destroy Boba, he’s really a Jedi in disguise as a bounty hunter.” Unless you are a five year old, these one sentence reveals of epic proportion that change the entire direction of the saga, will not fly no matter how high it’s midiclorian count.

Your B plot can add a lot of emotional resonance if you give it some forethought. Don’t just toss in a relationship robot to do your main character’s bidding, unless you’re writing for Joss Whedon.