Book Review: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Stop laughing. You know you’ve been tempted to read it. This version is by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame Smith.

I don’t know why but this book didn’t set off my “Don’t screw with the canon” alarm. I love Jane, I do. I reread all her books every year. I read a lot of spin off books. My favorites being the entire series by Elizabeth Aston. And Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was just another spin off book.

How did I like it? Hard to say. I enjoyed reading it, mostly. Some things rubbed me wrong. Some things I thoroughly enjoyed.

The good:

I love that some people close to Elizabeth fall prey to the plague. It’s not just red shirts.

I love that there are some honor deaths, from people I wouldn’t have expected it from in the original. I can’t decide if Sean is implying that he loved her more than Jane implied or that he loves his own self image more than Jane implied. I don’t want to get too specific in case you decide to read.

I love that the girls are warrior in service to the queen, that they’ve been trained to be warriors. And I love that it’s yet another thing Elizabeth is judged for.

Things that rubbed:

By the end, I felt every time Sean mentioned the seven cuts, I was being cut. Too much. Too often. Too lame. No specifics.

The sexual promiscuity. It was a big deal in the first book. Way too casual in this one and in conflict with aspects of the story the new author didn’t change. If sex is casual then why does everyone assume Lydia was kidnapped. And if it’s so shocking she ran off with Wickham, then all the other sex cannot be so casual.

The eating of a heart. Ick. And really when the country is over run with zombies, I’m not sure anyone would be eating internal organs.

℘℘℘ – Three Pages. Overall a fun read. If you like Austen and want another way to read Pride and Prejudice for amusement, give it a whirl.

Book Review: Unsolved Mysteries of American History

This book was a gift, I think. Maybe it’s been on my TBR shelf for so long, I can’t remember. Unsolved Mysteries of American History, by Paul Aron.

If you’re looking at that title and thinking cheesy titillation and misinformation was contained with the covers, you might be right. At least part right. There is some gasp, shock, and awe writing going on but there is also a strong measure of interesting information. The author compiles other people’s research and theories and only occasionally proposes his own theory.

The chapters are short snippets that make for convenient reading. Maybe ten minutes a topic. And each chapter ends with a bibliography. I like that. I can go read his sources on a subject that interests me and learn more.

℘℘℘ – Solid 3 pages. Interesting read. Interesting design. Limited target audience. If you aren’t a history geek, this would bore you quickly. If you are a history geek, you know 90% of the material already. So it’s the in between, those with an interest and a high school level history knowledge who would most gravitate to this book.

Book Review: The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever

If I remember correctly I grabbed The Greatest Zombie Movie Ever by Jeff Strand at a Scholastic book fair for less than a dollar. The premise sounded funny. Three high school students set out to make the greatest zombie movie ever.

This book is hard to analyze. It frequently made me smile but never made me laugh – so not really a comedy. It was decently written. But it never bothered me to put the book down. I think it was 3 weeks before I finished it.

The ending really rubbed me wrong. Build, build, build, splat.  They failed to make a movie. Shocking. Totally couldn’t have seen that coming.

℘℘ – Two Pages. Completely forgettable but will occupy your time if you have nothing else to hand.

Book Review: Writer Mama

Sigh. If only I could rank this book based on the cover. It would absolutely be a six pager. This book arrived as a surprise. I opened the package to find a book I hadn’t ordered. Hrm. Inside the book was an inscription “I saw this and I thought of you. Much Love, M.”

Right there, this book is perfect. A human I love, loves me enough to think of me, buy a book, inscribe it, and then trek their ass all the way to the post office to mail it to me. I know something about that last one – I have multiple packages in my To Be Mailed pile.

Sadly, that is where the perfection of this book stops. It’s a how to get your start in writing for magazines, from 2007. Laughing.

I would love to say it had great nuggets of information that was applicable to all writers but …. no. She actually talks about including a SASE in your query letters. Ouch.

So how do you average so much love and good intention without lack of anything useful? LOL

Book Review: A Knit Before Dying

I simply can’t help myself, I see a cozy mystery and I have to pick it up. But give me credit, I often put them right back down before I even leave the library. A Knit Before Dying by Sadie Hartwell made it home with me though.

This is the second book in the series. I haven’t read the first. There were a lot of references to the first that I didn’t understand, so that was flow disruptive. Clearly, the main character, Josie, solved a murder in the last book but I have no idea who it was or who dun it. People are mad at her without any explanation, so I was left to assume their kin had something to do with the murder.

Josie was ok. Kind of bland. Actually that’s a good description for the whole book, bland. Josie solves two murders that are intertwined while running her Great Aunt’s yarn shop. It just didn’t evoke any emotion in me. Even the “big bad” scene was flat. And several times Josie refers to herself as Blair in her thoughts, before someone uses her whole name and you find out her last name is Blair. Which – double weird. Who refers to themselves by their last name in their own mind?

Why did I finish it? Well, I had it in my bag on a super busy week. And I never cared if I had to put the book down.  So it filled a lot of awkward time and it was vaguely entertaining. I did learn one thing though: Never put your name across the very top of your book because that’s where KCLS puts it’s bar code sticker and your name will be covered. LOL

℘℘℘ – 3 Pages. I finished it and it wasn’t offensive. Bland is the word of the day.

 

Book Review and Interview: The Seventh Seed

Every so often an author blesses me with an early copy of their latest book and then agrees to a short interview to amuse my readers. Tomorrow marks the launch of Allison Maruska‘s latest novel, The Seventh Seed.

Seed is the standalone sequel to The Fourth Descendant, and despite not having read it, I was not at all lost or confused. Nor was I drowning in back story. In fact, I was rather intrigued to read the previous book and learn more about the characters who have clearly been up to some interesting things.

Seed is a well done conspiracy book. The historian in me has no problem believing it’s coming. After all similar things have happened more than once before. I don’t want to give away too much. Let’s just say many people in Seed have taken to heart Margaret Mead’s famous quote, “Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it’s the only thing that ever has.” It makes for compelling reading. I quickly became invested in the welfare of the characters.

℘℘℘℘ – Four pages. Fun read with insidious ideas that linger.

The Seventh Seed ebook cover

A little about The Seventh Seed:
(Summary provided by author)

While researching beehive demise across the country, Javier stumbles onto a breakthrough – a virus carried by bugs that insecticides can’t eradicate. The discovery explains a string of human illnesses and deaths, and it means a vaccine is possible. But instead of his bosses celebrating his achievement, they try to kill him.

After evading capture, Javier meets Liz, a widow who works at a homeless shelter. Together, they become fugitives, and in searching for a vaccine, they discover an intricate chain of secrets that leads to the most powerful entities in the country.

To break the chain and free the people, Javier and Liz must fight an impossible battle. While winning means relief from decades of manipulation and oppression, losing would result in more deaths than the virus ever threatened. 

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So Allison, I have to say the future you paint in The Seventh Seed, is pretty scary. Being lied to with no choice but to pretend to go along or pay the price. That might top my list.  What story scares you?

 Of all stories? The Shining does the best job. The topiaries moving around was SUPER creepy.

Oh god. When I was in high school my boyfriend talked me into watching that with a bunch of our friends, now I never ever dabbled in horror before that movie, ever. That was my introduction. I think I almost peed my pants, twice. Ok, that was an over-share , clears throat, moving on.

Which word / phrase do you find yourself always over-using and having to edit out?

It’s a moving target. “For a moment” had a good run, but after I killed it there was too much throat clearing. Now there’s too much going on with eyes.

Clears throat. Sometimes you legitimately need to clear your throat a lot, like when you’ve just told your entire reading public you almost peed your pants watching The Shinning. LOL. Oh man, enough about me, let’s talk about you. If you could be any one of your favourite characters (your own or others you’ve read) for one day, who and why?

So I read a book a while back called His Majesty’s Dragon. It takes place during the Napoleonic Wars, only all of the armies have air forces comprised of dragons. The MC is Lawrence, and he unwittingly becomes the handler of a Chinese dragon that speaks eloquently and likes to be read to. I want to be Lawrence because he has a pet dragon, basically. Preferably on a day when they aren’t in battle.

 
Wow. Sounds like a very cool book. I’ll be sure to check that out, after I read the rest of yours of course. LOL. We’re about out of time here. Which means – cocktails! If you had a cocktail named after you, what would it be called and what would be in it? Would you drink it?

The Anxious Grammarian. LOL And probably not. I bet it tastes like advil and tears.

Um, no. I find it impossible to believe a woman who wants a dragon as a pet would have a boring cocktail. Let’s call it the Elegant Dragon. And I bet it tastes of Cinnamon tea and vodka. Bottoms up!

Grab a copy of The Seventh Sign and your favourite cocktail. Enjoy a Tuesday night, at least you aren’t taking on a corrupt government in your spare time.

Book Review: All Quiet on the Western Front

Anybody else have to read this in high school? God, I hated All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque. Yawn, yawn, so boring. Why do they torture us with this tripe?

Oh, the different 25 years makes.

I just reread All Quiet as I am teaching 20th Century World History this year at the coop and I am assigning it to my kids. It’s always good to pre-watch, pre-read, pre-whatever material before you show it to teenagers. LOL. Especially when you have complete control over what you expose them to. I try not to abuse that privilege.

Anyway, I loved this book this time. Seriously, the interactions between the humans. The book says it’s a war story but really, it’s the story of men and the brotherhood they form when under extreme pressure. The beauty of their relationships in a world that is stripped to the bare bones of life and death. You have only each other. I’m going to cry again just talking about the darn book. LOL

℘℘℘℘℘- Five pages. Incredible classic. If you remember it as a horrible book you were forced to read, give it another chance. It is an epic journey of men.

Book Review: I’m Traveling Alone

My friend K dropped this book at my house and said, “This is super creepy, I think you’ll like it.” LOL I love my friends.
I’m Traveling Alone by Samuel Bjork is an interesting read and definitely a bit of creepy going on. At least once I thought, no I don’t want to read this in bed, alone, at night, thank you very much.
Basic plot line, detectives track a nasty serial killer. A nasty serial killer who is playing games with them. And eventually targets them.
I liked the characters. I felt there was some interest in the team outside the two main detectives. The plot was, well, typical of detective stories. I did feel like the ending came a bit “poof-magic-all better now.” But at the same time, not everything was tied up. A couple of major plots points just hang in limbo.
My biggest complaint is regarding circular thinking. The author repeats phrases, demonstrating the circles a character, or five, are thinking in. But it’s not similar words on the same vein. It’s the exact same words, exact same sentences, 3 or 4 times on the same page. I eventually started scanning past those portions. I never considered abandoning the book though.
℘℘℘ – 3 pages, reasonably good entertainment. I’d read another book about this detective team if the author published one.

Book Review: Bird By Bird

I don’t remember who told me to read this. If you’re listening, thank you.

Bird by Bird by Anne Lamont was a delight.  It’s exactly the kind of writing book I love. Anne posits a theory, gives two or three examples backing it up, then makes her point and moves on. LOVE IT!

Fabulous Quotes:

Writing can be a pretty desperate endeavor, because it is about some of our deepest needs: our need to be visible, to be heard, our need to make sense of our lives, to wake up and grow and belong. It is no wonder if we sometimes tend to take ourselves perhaps a bit too seriously.

awareness is learning to keep yourself company. And then learn to be more compassionate company, as if you were somebody you are fond of and wish to encourage.

One line of dialogue that rings true reveals character in a way that pages of description can’t.

Plot grows out of character. If you focus on who the people in your story are, if you sit and write about two people you know and are getting to know better day by day, something is bound to happen.

℘℘℘℘℘ – Five Pages – I read it on the place home from Hawaii and loved every minute, even though the flight was late, the in flight entertainment system wasn’t working so the kiddo was a total pain, and I was still shaking that darn cold. Loved the book, even under those circumstances.

Book Review: Frozen in Time

The kiddo was at fencing camp. I was hiding in the back corner of the local, to the camp, library, working on editing and curic for next year. On one of my trips from the back corner to the bathroom a book caught my eye, Frozen in Time by Mitchell Zuckoff. I love me some WWII true story adventure. And this one did not disappoint.

Zuckoff weaves the tale of Greenland in WWII with the modern day hunt to bring home the last 2 unaccounted for Coast Guard service men. Greenland’s use during WWII is one of those little popularly known trivia answers. When you think WWII, you think Europe and Africa and East Asia. Most don’t even think that much, they think Pearl Harbor. LOL

But Greenland played a key roll. All those American planes that went to help in Europe, they had to be flown there by transport crews from America. The Atlantic is a big fat ocean. And we’re talking 1940s technology. They needed a place to pit. Several American bases were built there to aid in the transport. Lots of planes crashed there. Greenland is an inhospitable nightmare of snow, ice, and total white out conditions which come up in a nanosecond.  I did mention 1940s technology right?

I could tell you the story but then you wouldn’t read the book. LOL. In brief, a transport crashes. A search commences. One of the search planes crashes. Another search plane crashes and another and another. I lost track actually. Some of the men came home, some didn’t.

After a couple of previous attempts to locate one of the crashed rescue planes, in 2012 they try to succeed. Just read the book, it’s worth it. LOL

℘℘℘℘℘ – great writing, compelling tale. You can’t beat what really happened for characters that you can identify with and a plot that keeps you on the edge of your seat.