Yesterday an Amazon package arrives at my door. The kiddo is super excited. It’s weeks past his birthday, but each new box could be a belated present. This one proves to contain hair dye. He is not thrilled. “More hair dye?” he says.
“Well yes, I’m almost out of the various colors I use and I need to redye this weekend.”
He rolls his eyes.
“What you don’t like that I dye my hair anymore?”
“It’s just so boring now. You’ve been doing it for years.”
You heard it here folks, dying your hair five different colors on a regular basis is boring…