Fiendish Friday: Actor?

Last Friday was the last day of co-op. I posted about that. And yes it was sad and yes I cried a little. shrug. I’ll miss those little pains in the bleep.

Anyway, 20th Century World History was my last class of the day. I was trying to shoe horn in a wrap up of the 90s, a circle back around to a speaker we had regarding Israel, and a hit and run on modern terrorism, plus a little presentation on the Bad Ass Librarians of Timbuktu – all in 55 minutes.

No, I didn’t make it. LOL

Anyway, I mention Dolly the cloned sheep, while talking about science in the 90s and one of my students starts telling us about how they are trying to clone a woolly mamouth now. Which I think is awesome but the student starts explaining how dangerous that is. And so I ask, what are you afraid they’ll pull a Jurassic Park next? Which of course he argues is already happening. So I say in total jest, you think I should drop my hubs and get with Chris Pratt so I can survive the dinosaur apocalypse?

Then entire class busts out laughing. Probably because Chris Pratt and their over hill the teacher is a hysterical thought. One student, however, says “You know he’s just an actor right?” like he’s not quite sure I know that.

ROFL

Nope, still ROFL.

It will be 3.75 months before I get this kind of humor on a regular basis again.

Wednesday Words 5.30

Man is the 13th of June coming hard and fast.

I have just about finished the final edit check. Which is good because the kiddo and I are making our annual pilgrimage south on Friday and I need to get all my ducks in line before I go. Laughing.

There really is no minute like the last minute.

But co-op is done for the summer. I’m writing words many days a week. My stress level is dropping. Free time is right around the corner (lots of summer camps for the kiddo) so I can crank out many, many more words. LOL

I donated a basket for the end of the year auction. A couple of my books, a coffee mug about reading, a bookmark, some tea, some chocolates, and the right to name a character of their choice in my Dismember series. Went for the most amount money. It’s all about the naming of the character. People were mad about that. Laughing.

Quick shout out to the lovely Sheri J Kennedy who just released her 2nd novel in The Adventures of Miss Livingston series, Memory Key.

How’s it going with your WIP? Big summer plans?

Book Review: Honey-Baked Homicide

I love picking up books in the middle of a series. The writer should have hit their stride by about book 3. Honey-Baked Homicide is book 3 in Gayle Leeson’s A Down South Cafe Murder series.

Basic Summary (Courtesy of Goodreads):

It’s fall in Winter Garden, Virginia, and business at Amy Flowers’ Down South Cafe has never been better. So when struggling beekeeper Stuart Landon asks Amy to sell some of his honey, she’s happy to help. The jars of honey are a sweet success, but their partnership is cut short when Amy discovers Landon’s body outside the cafe early one morning.
As Amy tries to figure out who could possibly have wanted to harm the unassuming beekeeper, she discovers an ever-expanding list of suspects–and they’re all buzzing mad. She’ll have to use all of her skills–and her Southern charm–to find her way out of this sticky situation…

 

My thoughts:

My mind is almost blank on this one. I read it while away last weekend, plane read. Would I have finished it if I hadn’t been trapped for a couple of hours in a middle seat with my eight year old next to me? Maybe. This book floats along. Nothing much tripped me up, although the constant explanation of what food she was cooking got a bit much. Here a week later, I look at the book and think, eh. It was fine. Just fine. I wasn’t grabbed by the main character. And the murderer was unexpected. But the main character didn’t solve the crime so much as get herself almost murdered by the killer, who came as a surprise to the “detective” main character. I like my books to have a possibility of solving the case.  This one didn’t.

Fiendish Friday: Summer Starter

For me summer officially starts tomorrow morning. Woohoo! I have a lot to do this summer. Two novels to finish to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, summer already?

Because I live in the PNW, I don’t gauge summer by silly things like the weather. We won’t see sun and 75 til who knows when. And because I home school, I don’t gauge summer by when the kiddo gets out of school. We, um, home school year round actually. LOL.

So I draw the line in the sand with the last day of co-op. Which is today. Tomorrow will be summer. Today is the day of goodbyes.

I hate the day of goodbyes.

Someone is always moving this time of year. And many kids go back to public school or on to private school or just decide the co-op is not for them. I never know if that smart kid with serious writing talent will come back next year. I even get nostalgic about the smart ass kid who challenges me daily.

Did I mention I hate goodbyes?

Usually when I must say goodbye, I just shut it down. I close off my emotions, keep the interaction short, and then cry privately later. I am not good at goodbyes.

Hours of classes and then a picnic to get thru…I might have to cry in public.

Did I mention I hate goodbyes?

Wednesday Words 5.23

It is almost June. Just writing that sentence makes my stomach flip over in terror.

On one hand, co-op is almost over. I love those kids like they were my own. I adore teaching them and the things they say and laughter that permeates every class.

But I’m so done with them right now. Summer break is just what the doctor ordered.

By September I’ll be ready to love them again.

On the other hand, I’ve committed to June 13th as the release date for The Body in the Pool. For some reason this time all my critique partners were soooo slow. I just got my line editor’s feedback yesterday. Yesterday. Gulp.

I went to beta without getting feedback from my critique partners, they were so slow.

Three weeks is all I have left. So I better say TTFN and get back to my editing while the kiddo is at class and not demanding my attention.

Book Review: Hit Makers

Hit Makers: How to Succeed in an Age of Distraction by Derek Thompson grabbed my eye at the big library. Some guy thinks he knows what it takes to get traction in the ADHD world? Gotta check that out. (ha-ha)

The Basic Summary (Courtesy of Amazon):

Nothing “goes viral.” If you think a popular movie, song, or app came out of nowhere to become a word-of-mouth success in today’s crowded media environment, you’re missing the real story. Each blockbuster has a secret history—of power, influence, dark broadcasters, and passionate cults that turn some new products into cultural phenomena. Even the most brilliant ideas wither in obscurity if they fail to connect with the right network, and the consumers that matter most aren’t the early adopters, but rather their friends, followers, and imitators — the audience of your audience.

In his groundbreaking investigation, Atlantic senior editor Derek Thompson uncovers the hidden psychology of why we like what we like and reveals the economics of cultural markets that invisibly shape our lives. Shattering the sentimental myths of hit-making that dominate pop culture and business, Thompson shows quality is insufficient for success, nobody has “good taste,” and some of the most popular products in history were one bad break away from utter failure. It may be a new world, but there are some enduring truths to what audiences and consumers want. People love a familiar surprise: a product that is bold, yet sneakily recognizable.

Every business, every artist, every person looking to promote themselves and their work wants to know what makes some works so successful while others disappear. Hit Makers is a magical mystery tour through the last century of pop culture blockbusters and the most valuable currency of the twenty-first century—people’s attention.

From the dawn of impressionist art to the future of Facebook, from small Etsy designers to the origin of Star Wars, Derek Thompson leaves no pet rock unturned to tell the fascinating story of how culture happens and why things become popular.

My thoughts:

I expected to scoff and perhaps throw the book across the room a few chapters in. But I actually found this book fascinating. So much cool information I had no idea about. I took pages of notes. I’m old school, what can I say. I spouted off little bits of info to people for weeks. In fact, I used this book in a demo essay for my comp class on how to analyze someone else’s theories.

It was super amazing to read and totally awesome and then when I was done….

Nothing. It was the same ole information you can find millions of places, in a new pretty package. Which since that’s what he espouses will get you a hit, was a self fulfilling prophecy. I still think the book was mad interesting but it won’t change your world view unless you’ve been living under a rock the last 15 years. LOL.

Fiendish Friday : Boring

Yesterday an Amazon package arrives at my door. The kiddo is super excited. It’s weeks past his birthday, but each new box could be a belated present. This one proves to contain hair dye. He is not thrilled. “More hair dye?” he says.

“Well yes, I’m almost out of the various colors I use and I need to redye this weekend.”

He rolls his eyes.

“What you don’t like that I dye my hair anymore?”

“It’s just so boring now. You’ve been doing it for years.”

You heard it here folks, dying your hair five different colors on a regular basis is boring…

Wednesday Words 5.16

A couple of weeks ago I gave my writing class an in class essay to complete. They had a month’s notice to research and they could write any type of essay on any subject they chose.

I expected the papers would still kind of suck, I mean they’re 10-14 years old, this isn’t Pulitzer here.

Surprisingly, they weren’t half bad. Some were even quite good. One poor kid I have made rewrite his paper 3 times because he is so close to turning in an amazing paper. And not “amazing for his age”, but as in, any prof I had in college would give him an A for it paper. (He’s eleven by the way. Someday he will get a Pulitzer. He better thank me in his acceptance speech.)

So I say to the class as I am handing them back, because you have to babble as you walk around the room handing back papers, it’s like a rule, “Either I am an incredible teacher or you guys are naturally talented because these papers were really good.”

Instantly the smart ass says, “I’m naturally talented.”

At the same time another student says, “You are an incredible teacher.”

oh jeez kid. really?

 

Side Note: I am writing on book 2. It’s still happening.

Book Review: A is for Action

I got an ARC of Dan Alatorre’s A is for Action and then promptly forgot to read it. What can I say? Sometimes I drop the ball. Just ask my pup about the vast array of bones and chew toys under the couch. (Do you move your couch every time you vacuum? Uh huh. I didn’t think so.)

Basic Summary (Courtesy of Amazon):

Every new author (and a lot of veteran authors) have the same problem when it comes to action scenes. They have this idea for a big battle scene or car chase – but most don’t know where to start!

I’ll show you.

We’ll lay out classic actions scenes, like a car crash or a massive medieval sword clash between armies, and see how they are done. We will analyze the writing style you use in action scenes that isn’t utilized anywhere else in your story.

Car chase or medieval battle, we can create a process to follow.

While every action scene is different, many have similar foundations.

Learn how to write amazing action scenes and take your stories to new heights!

 

My thoughts:

Dan meticulously details the battle scene from Braveheart as a way to demonstrate the power of outlining your action as a starting point. (Sadly there were no shots of Mel’s ass.) I found it an intriguing way to explain complicated action scenes for writers. It felt like a beat sheet. Which isn’t a bad thing. Action can be hard to write, especially if you’re an author who visualizes everything in your book in your head before you put it to paper. Dan clearly articulates the steps he’s found useful to get that mental film into the concrete world. Then he covered ways to layer that up, increasing tension for the reader. I look forward to more in the series.

Fiendish Friday: Say What?

A new season of Love It or List It came out on HGTV. It’s one of the kiddo’s favorite shows and since I would much rather watch reno than Ninjago with him, I am all for it. But I’ve noticed this commercial. For a riding lawn mower. The wife is quizzing the husband like he’s a five year old about lawn mulching and he has to get all the answers right before she’ll give him the keys to lawn mower so he can presumably go mow their lawn.

It bugged me. Every time I saw it. I started hitting the mute button so I could ignore it.

And then today I realized why. If you switched the characters and a husband was grilling his wife like a small child before she could have the keys to the lawn mower, people would be livid. Totally up in arms about rampant sexism. It would be a movement on Facebook, there would be marches, people boycotting the company, who’s name escapes me now, sorry.

I’ve decided that’s my new line in the sand. If you switch the genders and it’s easily believable as sexist, then it’s not okay either way. Treat everyone equally.