Writer Q&A Tag

Looks like you get an extra post this week because James Fahy nominated me for the Writer Q&A Tag. I answer ten questions of his choosing, nominate ten people of my own, and ask them ten questions they answer on their blog.

Without further ado, here are the questions James asked of me.

1. What book first made you cry, and why?

I think it might have been in the little house on the prairie series. Not the Cabin in the Big Woods but when they are moving across the plains. They leave the dog (Jack) behind at a river because it’s too wide for him to swim across and I guess they didn’t feel he should get to ride in the wagon, so they just leave him. I bawled so hard. And then when he gets across somehow and shows up at their campfire that night. Bawled again. I have this thing about dogs. They make me cry like nothing else. Seriously, World War Z, I cried during the dog army section.

2. If you could be any one of your favourite characters (your own or others you’ve read) for one day, who and why?

I can’t imagine narrowing that down to just one. There are lots of characters I wouldn’t mind being for a day but to say any one of them was so awe inspiring that I could just plunk down a name. I’d love to be Lizzy Bennett, Hercule Poirot, Lorelei (good intentions), Galatea(mine), Talon(mine), the narrator in world war z(lol), Harry Potter, Heather Wells…I’ll stop now.

3. What is your favourite opening line from a book?

The only one I could think of off the top of my head was “Tis a truth universally acknowledged that a man of good fortune must be in want of a wife.”

4. Do you have any odd writing rituals (has to be a yellow legal pad and a HB pencil for example)?

Not really. In fact I kind of make a thing about not getting into rituals. Each book is different. And certainly each day is different.

5. Have you drawn on real locations / experiences in your writing?

Absolutely. Everything I write draws heavily on actual historical events and then expands in ways history didn’t go.

6. What story scares you?

Post apocalyptic worlds usually involving a disease. Too close for comfort.

7. If you were told you could only read one book before being executed for your terrible, terrible crimes, what would you choose and why?

Something excessively long. LOL. And I would read it very very slowly. A google search tells me Artemene/Cyrus the Great is the longest book ever at a whopping 13, 095 pages or 2, 100, 000 words. That, I’d read that.

8. Have you ever met any of your literary heroes, and if so, were they amazing, disappointing or just plain awkward?

There’s nothing crueler than making heroes out of ordinary men and women.

9. Which word / phrase do you find yourself always over-using and having to edit out?

lovely. LOL. I over use it in the real world too. LOL

10. Name three people you would have at your ultimate book-club/dinner party. (living or dead…or undead.

Agatha Christie, my grandfather Henry, Jane Austen. (I think this question might have been the hardest. LOL. Three is such a small party. I kept inviting people and then disinviting them.)

So my nominees are as follows:

BQB

Lilyn

Sheri

EDC

Don

Sue

Bill

Karina

Rachel

Danielle

Now your questions:

  1. Who’s your favorite character you’ve written? Why?
  2. What is your dirty reading pleasure? You know the one you never tell anyone you read?
  3. Talking in the fantasy genre, what creatures connotate male? Which connotate female?
  4. What irritates you most about self publishing? Traditional Publishing, if that’s been your route?
  5. 1st person present? 1st person past? 3rd person present? 3rd person past? Omniscient?
  6. Book club. Who do you invite? Dead, alive, etc. No limit. I’m not into constraints.
  7. Do you like villains or heroes better? Which are more fun to write?
  8. What’s the most unusual place you’ve written? Read?
  9. If you had a cocktail named after you, what would it be called and what would be in it? Would you drink it?
  10. What character are you from Star Wars? And why? (I’m Han Solo. Totally charming and humorous but will always show up when you need me to save your bacon.)

Answer on your own blog, nominate ten more people, and write ten questions of your own. Have fun with it!

Quick side note: I have a book signing this Saturday at St. James Espresso in Kirkland 2-5P. If you’re local, stop by and say hi.

 

 

I got reviewed again…

Set in post war 1940’s Britain this is an engaging and often humorous story of Molly a military nurse returning to her titled life and expectations of the English aristocracy. This though not simply another take on Downton Abbey. The author cleverly takes us through Molly’s eventful transition to script writer, the sole […]

via EDC Review: Scripting the Truth (T A Henry) — Believing Sight Unseen

Thursday is apologies?

I know I missed my Wednesday Writer’s cafe the last two weeks. I’ve been running the blog on autopilot. But I think I am out of the fog now.

So I’m just gonna run it down quick and easy for you.

-Got my first pass critique back. It was bad. I won’t lie. Started rewriting my disaster of a book. I suspect it will take several passes on this one. Publication may or may not happen this fall as planned. I’ll keep you updated.

-February Nano to Publish class went well. The follow along summary will be up this weekend.

-I got sick twice in the last 3 weeks, throwing off my yoga schedule but I’m back on track.

-We reorg’d the coop and now I will be the VP of Education. Fun role, I hope.

-Somehow I am now teaching three classes at the coop next year, LOL. Assuming I get kids who want the classes I am offering, but one is a lock for sure. The other two, we’ll see.

Most everything else is ticking over. I could talk about getting a water restoration company out to look at the wall or taking my son in for a dyslexia eval but that would just be more words you have to read. LOL

Go outside, enjoy the sun if you have some.

Fiendish Friday : Youtube: heaven or hell?

Back in high school ABC had their big Sunday night movie series. I fell in love with one named Plymouth. It’s about a small town in Oregon that has to abandon the town due to a major environmental disaster at a localish plant. I don’t think they say what it is, but people have to leave pronto and can’t ever go back. So the big corporation that made their town uninhabitable offers to move the entire town to the moon to work and manage their mining operation there.

The movie takes place over the course of two days. The last of the townies arrive, there’s a solar flare, and the last of the corporate guys go back to earth. Things are complicated in the middle, of course. ABC never picked up the series which was a total bummer. It was probably an expense issue as the pilot was the most expensive made for TV movie made at that point. Similar to why Firefly got canned and we have way better technology now, making things cheaper to film.

So I recorded this when I saw it the first time in high school but my dad kept the tape because he liked it also. Every time I would visit my dad I would watch the movie while I was there. It was awesome, colonizing the moon. Occasionally I would google search to see if it was somehow available on DVD but it never was. Last time I visited my dad he sheepishly admitted the tape was GONE. Whimper, whimper pout.

The other day I google and discover someone has uploaded the movie to Youtube. YES!!!

I watched it with joyful anticipation. It’s still the same slightly dramatic but very fun movie. 3.5 disks are the technology of the future. LOL.

Then it happens, part of the damn movie is missing from the Youtube uploads. NO!!!!

What’s the point, I mean seriously, of going through the trouble to upload an entire movie and leaving out five minutes in the middle? I hate Youtube. And then I love it. And then I hate it again. Bah.

Three Days – Three Quotes

Yes, I know, it’s Thursday, I don’t usually post on Thursday. But if you’ve been paying attention, you’d know this is day three of the Three Days – Three Quotes Challenge. And what series of quotes on writing would be complete without a little Twain.

“The difference between the almost right word and the right word is … the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”
—Mark Twain

Passing the torch onto:

Allison Maruska

EDC

Skye

The rules for this challenge are as follows:

1  –  Thank the blogger that nominated you.
2 – Share one new quote on three consecutive days on your blog. They can be from anywhere, anyone, or anything.
3 – On each of the three days, nominate three more bloggers to carry on with the fun! No pressure; nominees are free to decline.

Three Days – Three Quotes

Day two of Three Days – Three Quotes.

“The greatest part of a writer’s time is spent in reading, in order to write; a man will turn over half a library to make one book.”
—Samuel Johnson

This is me to a tee. Just wait til my spy novel comes out complete with footnotes so you know which parts of my novel are based on the real deal of history. LOL

Challenge extended to:

Dan Alatorre

SciFi and Scary

Uncle Bardie

The rules for this challenge are as follows:

1  –  Thank the blogger that nominated you.
2 – Share one new quote on three consecutive days on your blog. They can be from anywhere, anyone, or anything.
3 – On each of the three days, nominate three more bloggers to carry on with the fun! No pressure; nominees are free to decline.

Three Days – Three Quotes

I know, it’s Tuesday. I don’t usually post on Tuesday but  Aman Khan over at Breezy is Good nominated me for this challenge and I thought why not.

“I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.”
—Roald Dahl, WD

I can only aspire to be that self possessed.

Challenge extended to:

BQB

The Caffinated Writer

Dysfunctional Literacy

The rules for this challenge are as follows:

1  –  Thank the blogger that nominated you.
2 – Share one new quote on three consecutive days on your blog. They can be from anywhere, anyone, or anything.
3 – On each of the three days, nominate three more bloggers to carry on with the fun! No pressure; nominees are free to decline.

Fiendish Friday: Undone

I’m really hoping that when this post is published I will be hit with an onslaught of readers who tell me this isn’t silly at all, that every one who reads feels this way. But I ain’t too sure…

So here it is, I cannot leave a book unfinished. Even if I hate it. Even if it is written in the most convoluted ugly prose ever. Even if it is full of misspellings and grammatic errors the size of the grand canyon. Even if there are plot holes big enough for Pluto to fall through and put an end to this whole planet/not a planet bull. I can’t, I can’t put it down and walk away.

It’s like they call to me. “Come back, I know I’m the worst friend you ever had but you won’t know what happens if you don’t keep reading.”

And that’s how they lure me back in. I have to know. No, seriously, I HAVE TO KNOW.

I cannot sleep at night unless I know how every story turns out. And books are the worst. Maybe because they are my oldest friends. I need to know each one inside and out so I can put the relationship in proper perspective.

But I did it, finally, recently, I returned a book to the library unfinished. It hurt. A lot.

Behold, the miracle, I left a book undone.

So tell me, am I alone in this compulsion?

Fiendish Friday(on a Tuesday): Sisyphus

In Greek mythology Sisyphus was forced to roll a huge boulder up a hill over and over again while it rolled back down each time after all his efforts. He was being punished for his self aggrandizing ways. Maybe that’s my problem. I try to be too much.

Because I feel like Sisyphus. This will not be a funny Fiendish Friday. There is no humor in mudville today. I am wore. Wore by the sheer weight of my own failures.

We’ve read to our son since the day he was born. Not the occasional book when it was convenient for us, but every day, in an ever increasing amount of time. I’ve been teaching him his letters and the sounds they make for more than four years. This year we started our fifth phonics system. We spent August through December going through the letters again and the sounds they make. And yet this morning my son could not tell me what letter comes after D.

Yes, I have considered getting him help but the number of facilities which will see children with Autism Spectrum Disorders is very limited and we are on a waiting list.

My first book is essentially a flop. Oh, sure the 12 people who’ve read it liked it. But when I’ve sold 10% of average…that’s a flop.

Writing isn’t even fun anymore. It’s just one more boulder I roll up the hill only to be flattened by it as it rolls back down. I don’t see the point in spending the time, effort, and money on it anymore. I just create one more thing for my family and friends to do. One more boulder they have to roll up the hill.

My weight loss partner has lost twice as much weight as me. What more can I possibly say about this?

Every day someone has one more thing I SHOULD do. One more thing I should be doing for my son. Twelve more things I should be doing to make my book sell. If you just stopped eating x or ate more y. Just take this position on the board. Just go to this class. Just call ten more places that won’t bother to call you back.

And the problem with all “you should”, it says, time again, I don’t do effort. I am not working hard enough. I am not meeting your expectations.

Like my own expectations for myself aren’t flipping insanely high to start.

You know what you should really do….

Book Review: Scripting the Truth by T.A. Henry

My first blog review…I might just cry…

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Scripting the Truth by T.A. Henry

An Historical Fiction Novel published through Amazon Digital Services (10/09/2015)

Summary:

“Sometimes I wonder why you put yourself through all this when clearly you knew nothing about the business.” (p. 152).

Lady Margaret Leighton aka Molly doesn’t want to marry whomever her mother approves because she already had her heart broken when the soldier she nursed during World War II vanished. Then she spots his face on a movie poster and she decides right then and there that she’ll do whatever it takes to find him and reconnect. But he’s a famous actor and she can’t even get into the studio without a reason. After failing at pretending to be an actress she finds out that the director’s looking for scripts. Margaret spends a feverish few days learning how to write a script and writing up the proceedings of her time as a QA in…

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